Social Faux Pas

http://www.myheritage.com

Yeah, so I'm sure all of you have stumbled across the site that shows you your celebrity look-a-likes, but I love how it raises your self-esteem level! :P I didn't include my picture for a reason, but for all thats true and honest in this world I can say I've used my own picture, and don't worry I didn't alter anything. The site seems to like me, but let me just say that I'm not ready to be a Beyonce impersonator anytime soon. Wait until the summer, and I might reconsider :P you know with the tan and all.

I've included the top 4 relevant look-a-likes, no Marcia Cross does not look like me, even though there's a 92% comparison rate :P nor does Calista Flockhart.

Beyonce and Calista? Yeah? No? Didn't think so.

Ok, it's out of my system now, Beyonce will be relieved. :P

What is up with people messaging me when I'm busy and stressed out? I rarely change my status to away so I didn't think twice of changing my status to away while working because I don't get that many messages while I'm online.

But because I'm me and unusual things always happen I got flooded with messages while I was working on my project and actually needed to focus! It was so distracting! Now why would that happen? I tried balancing the two but no, I couldn't. So yeah I had to work. But now, I'm done, and yeah you guessed it, no messages at all! Looks like I need to find something to work on, hmmm.

I hate mobiles, I hate the fact that there are no sane mobile phones anymore! The ones I had always act out after a few months and are corrupted beyond repair. So, now I'm mobile-less, my sim card is in the car phone. And you know what? I couldn't care less. I've had it with useless pieces of plastic that are literally worthless. I might as well buy a barbie phone from the baqala, I'm sure it'll work and won't break down or act all weird! Gosh :P

I could use Firefox to jazz up the entry with pictures and colorful fonts and make it easy on the eyes but that's not the reason why you're here is it? :P You want to read something insightful, interesting, and fresh, a new outlook on life from a strangers perspective. For that reason, Safari and I have decided to not include any kind of editing tool at my disposable so I won't be tempted. I'd rather write for instance "I'm feeling blue" in black, rather than writing the word blue in blue. Get it?

:)

I want to research the correlation between losing weight and increase in shopping. Naturally they are positively related! :P The more you lose the more you want to go shopping and swipe your card into debt heaven! Or should I say hell, but I never liked that word, too graphic! "You can go to HELL!', now why would anyone want to say that? :P I'd rather say "Go chew on foil", much more relevant to reality :P

I can't wait for this week to end, it seems like an enternity! Except for the sleeping part, I am not getting a healthy dose of sleep, it's ruining my system! For the past 10 days, I've set alarms on my mobile at a precise time writing myself one word on the reminder, which is:
GAMAY!
Sometimes it works, other times I wake up BEFORE the alarm even goes off, and theres the occasional time where it doesn't go off at all because my phone isn't even switched on.

Yeah, so basically, I need to wake up early which isn't my fenjan of gahwa, I did not just say that lol :P I'm not deleting that, just to document how much I need to get back to my boring routine! I miss my lazy, lethargic self!

Edina
What is that on the toast?
Saffron
It's honey, Mother.
Edina
Oh, my god ... Oh, my god. Honey! That's not honey. Sweetie, that's my bloody royal jelly moisturizer. You are eating £300-worth of royal jelly that has been hand-squished from a bee's backside. And not just any old bee, but the bloody Gucci of bees.

Male Officer
The white powder we found was a perfectly harmless, innocent substance. You are all free to go.
Patsy
I beg your pardon.
Male Officer
You are free to go.
Patsy
Just hang on there. I demand you retest it. Come back here. I paid a huge amount of money for that. Don't you tell me it's talcum powder.

Patsy
I know I pretend to hate you, and you pretend to hate me.
Saffron
I do hate you.
Patsy
Why?
Saffron
You're a despicable person who has resented me since the day I was born.
Patsy
Before.

Patsy
Oh, my god, there's something horrible on the stairs.
Saffron
It's me.
Patsy
I'm not blind.

I love to daydream, it is seriously so much fun, but most of the time I do it at times when I really need to concentrate, for instance when in a meeting, during a lecture, or if someones chatting. I daydream about the most random things! I imagined myself sky diving the other day and making these incredible moves, you know like grabbing my knees becoming a cannon ball and twirling in the air! I also daydream about water skiing, I actually tried that during the summer but to no avail. I only looked like a leaping dolphin gasping for air, I forgot to let go of the handles after falling, I was that determined :P

Skipping along, I am a determined person! Give me something, I'll do it even if it takes hours and mental anguish! I.will.do.it! I won't probably do math/scientific related problems, but if theres a problem of some kind, I will get the solution! Or I die. :P No I'll just get bummed for a couple of hours and then look for another task! Like emptying the turtle tank that my brother has!

1 turtle died, he wasn't named. How sad! I told my brother he couldn't be floating and sleeping for 2 days! So I decided to create an island for the remaining victim :P I got some sand and poured it to one side of the tiny tank, let me just say the turtle wasn't amused at all. I could tell.

And yeah, I have to fix this layout! Whenever I post something it looks like a mini paragraph! and whenever I say okay this time I'm going to write just a bit more, it still looks like a little summary! My efforts are futile! My layout skills are nonexistent...

So, I'm watching the European Music Awards right now, let me just say I love Justin Timberlake, since he was a teeny bopper in N'Sync! I'm busy watching so I'm sorry, can't write anymore! ;p

I'll leave you with my music picks of the week:

1- "What Goes Around Comes Around" - Justin Timberlake
2- "All Good Things" - Nelly Furtado
3- "Hot Kiss" - Juliette and The Licks
4- "Take Me As I Am" - Mary J Blige
5- "Smiley Faces" - Gnarls Barkley

EDIT:
Listen to the songs here :P That's for you DR.