Social Faux Pas

If I could, I would delete the word diet from the face of the world. Ahamshay delete, that word is too technical, I'd "erase" the word diet. Everyone's been asking me "So hows the diet so far?" ... People, we're just on DAY 1 of Rama-pig-out-all-night-dan, the diet doesn't kick in until next week where am I suffering from an overdose of fatty hold no calories food and sugary, syrupy desserts. So basically, to anyone that's going to ask me anytime soon as to how my "diet" is, I'm doing something new, it's called the gaymat diet. I've been eating those suckers like it was popcorn!

Oh yeah, to my nonexistant readers, Mbarak 3alaikum ElShahar :D

People have been getting on my nerves last end, I hate twits, I love that word. TWIT, it's so ugh! It sounds SO cliche, for the thousandth time where people say they hate immature people, now I know what they mean! I haven't faced immature people since a really long time so I forgot the frustrating sensation that these people create! I'd like to give them a pack of peanuts to crunch on to release their so-called tension rather than unleashing the sinister power of 'the tongue'!

Yeah, I'm pissed. Can you tell? I have been for a couple of days but I hate letting people get to me, but whenever I recall past incidents I shake my head, (figuratively, not literally), people don't seize to amaze! POW!

That's that, I am NOT going to spend anymore time venting because that never changes anything, and from here on end I'm going to be as nonchalant as I can. I already am, but I'm going to step it up a notch.

And if the twit ever attempts to stir even more trouble, I'm going to send beyonce to get her ass. Be afraid.



P.S It's a parody of Beyonce's "Ring the Alarm", a must see!

And here's the original:

I hate ear infections, you know why? Because they make you cry when you're on the plane and others might think that you're crying because you're really depressed about going back home. True, I was really sad that I was going back home. True, I was really sick that I'm sure that people were cursing me while eating their garnished steak with sauteed veggies. True, my virus-infused microbes were ALL over the plane, THAT I am so sure of. But seriously, I was not having fun on that plane, I was coughing, wheezing and sneezing all over the place and for all the people that wanted me to shut the hell up, I hope my virus caught you... the cabin isn't big enough for the both us buddies :D

Lo and behold, a week later and I'm still partially sick! Yes, I'm stubborn and don't like doctors, hospitals, clinics etc you get the picture. But I love my day-night nurse, it really does work, to some extent. But yeah, I'm not fully stabilized, I still can't hear from my right ear but it's something that I've gotten used to. It used to annoy the hell out of me but it might be something that I can work with, you know like make someone I don't really feel like talking to sit on my right side. People would die for my ear infection right now RIGHT?

Other than that university is going to start in a few, interesting to say the least. I'm looking forward to finally seeing the new victims, some of who are my cousins, actually three. I don't think they like each other. Should be entertaining :D

Oh yeah, my last week in the-place-that-won't-be-named (because I will get really depressed) I saw 6 movies. Add The Wickerman and Little Man on the list. Avoid The Wickerman at all costs, if you wan't your sanity in one piece that is. You will thank me, walla.

Four days. Four movies.

1. Thursday- Kabhi Alvida Naa Kehna
2. Friday- United 93
3. Saturday- Crank
4. Sunday - Adrift
   

I don't think I've ever done that before in my life. I cried, was speechless, had an adrenaline rush, and caught in suspense these past day. And yes all in that order, so you can see what the general reaction was for each movie. I have one more movie to go, Little Man. A little bit of comedy is always the best way to end things.

I've been feeling really crummy these couple of days because I think I've caught a cold, you know when you're in that stage where you know you're getting sick but you aren't officially sick? Well, I'm just lagging in that stage and it's draining a lot of my already low energy reserve. So today I was chilling in the hotel watching "The Rise & Rise of Beyonce" on VH1. So, the cleaning lady comes and I'm chatting away with her. She's from the Philippines. She takes a look at the TV and says "Ohhhh Beyooonss..."

And I tell her that she was staying in the Mandarin Hotel right across the street and she was freaking out! It was too cute! She was telling me that they don't usually disclose that kind of information but I said I had my own source ;) Thank the tabloids. I told her to take a break and watch with me since I made her wait a lot because our room was the last she had to do. (I didn't know she was waiting, I felt really bad).

She didn't want to stay but I convinced her that she had to because Beyonces birthday was tomorrow (actually today but yeah). She started talking about London and kept asking me questions about Kuwait and suddenly "Survivor" comes on...

All I can say is that she totally got her groove on :)

She made me laugh A LOT! Love her, 7asafa I didn't catch her name.