Social Faux Pas

What do you mean I can't have the cake and eat it too? What am I supposed to just stare at it trying to stop myself drooling? People say that when they want to console someone.. wtf? Why? Why would anyone say that? It's just dumb.. seriously, just cut the cake and what? take it for a walk? I don't get it, someone please attempt to enlighten me. If I see a cake, it's guaranteed to vanish a couple of seconds later.

It's like when a teenage guy has a crush on some hot cheerleader and then they go out for a couple of dates. A couple of days later she dumps him, and then his friend tells him "Well... you can't have the cake and eat it too." I wouldn't get the cake if I can't eat it later... enough of that. I'm craving.

So, I have a little confession, I'm trying to act all cool about this but seeing a 0 next to the comments everytime I post is not hot. There MUST be someone reading, so next time, try not to pity me and comment. Mkay?

I was talking to my friend about a sensitive subject the other day. It was about people acting stupid or incompetent, basically just trying to take advantage of you. I've come across alot of these people, but when I think about it, how do you actually know if they're pretending or really are dumb? excuse my french. For instance, I've rephrased my words a million times, but still they can't seem to get it! But then, we decided that they DO get it, but are too lazy to do anything about it! And then we decided to act that way whenever we're stuck with new people to work with. That is an incredible idea, but then I tried imaging myself in that position but I couldn't! I would be embarassed! I hate incompetent people! I really do! It's either you do it, and if you don't know, ASK and follow what you've been asked to do, and if you somehow "forgot" ask again! Don't try to improvise and do whatever seems right! CUZ IT'S NOT! and oh, next time try to put a little more effort and use one font when writing, because it might seem like you were copy pasting.

Another incident, with the maids at home, I repeatedly ask them to place whatever may be on the couch (bags, books, magazines, papers etc) on the shelves (naturally right?) No one should ever have to say that, it's common sense. But no, they keep stacking them on the couch. Hello? Last time I checked couches were for human behinds to sit on not the latest issue of Layalina. And I think my handbag won't be offended if it was on the table. She should've asked it first. So? What am I going to do about it? I think I'm going to get all the magazines I have, stack them ALL over the couches so there is literally no space to sit and wait to see what happens because no one else is realizing how annoying it is.

And another thing that might be politically incorrect but I have to blurt out. Why would women who are covered from head to toe (including the face) take a picture? Is it because they feel left out? Or would the flash reveal a hint of their face? The only way to recognize them is by looking at their name and even that can be deceiving! What if they mixed up the names? The whole point of taking the picture in the first place is lost! I don't understand, it's like a black blob on the wall, I can't say "Oh she's changed so much!"... I just look at it and .... -blank- nothing, nada. If I was to do that I would comment on how slim the black makes me. ;)